Trust Fund Man

I Went 1 Hour Without My Phone

It transformed my life. But I won't do it again.

Jul 30 • Mint

2

1

TRT for Men is Ozempic for Women

We can always tell.

Jul 23 • Mint

1

I Will Become Governor of California

Eventually.

Jul 17 • Mint

June 2026

Unlimited Funding Killed LIV Golf

It is the HR Golf League.

Jun 3 • Mint

2

May 2026

The Masses Love Noise Too Much

Are they even sentient?

May 21 • Mint

2

Golf Is the Hardest Activity a Man Can Do

There isn't a close second.

May 18 • Mint

1

April 2026

No-Nap Streak: 0

A well-rested man is a successful man.

Apr 30 • Mint

2

February 2026

The Birthrate Needs To Go DOWN!

Quality, not quantity, people!

Feb 20 • Mint

I'm Not An Island Boy, I'm An Island Man.

Self-imposed exile.

Feb 2 • Mint

3

January 2026

Sorry, X. Women Are, In Fact, Beautiful Angels.

Originally posted on X, Jan 22.

Jan 26 • Mint

3

Not Working Out Is The New Working Out

I am 2 years sober from the gym.

Jan 13 • Mint

7

December 2025

The Weekend is the Worst Time of Week

Go back to work, please.

Dec 30, 2025 • Mint