Archive - Trust Fund Man

The Birthrate Needs To Go DOWN!

Quality, not quantity, people!

Feb 20 • Christopher Mayer

I'm Not An Island Boy, I'm An Island Man.

Self-imposed exile.

Feb 2 • Christopher Mayer

January 2026

Sorry, X. Women Are, In Fact, Beautiful Angels.

Originally posted on X, Jan 22.

Jan 26 • Christopher Mayer

Not Working Out Is The New Working Out

I am 2 years sober from the gym.

Jan 13 • Christopher Mayer

December 2025

The Weekend is the Worst Time of Week

Go back to work, please.

Dec 30, 2025 • Christopher Mayer

I Got Hit On By A Wasted Grandma At 8 Am In Marin County

What did you get done this week?

Dec 26, 2025 • Christopher Mayer

I Tried To Become A Liberal Tech Bro In San Francisco

Dec 15, 2025 • Christopher Mayer

The Anti-Pickleball Manifesto

An inferior sport for inferior people.

Dec 8, 2025 • Christopher Mayer

I Own Zero Bitcoin

...and I never will.

Dec 2, 2025 • Christopher Mayer

A Crash Out A Day Keeps The Monotony Away

I'm winning even when I'm not.

Dec 1, 2025 • Christopher Mayer

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