Trust Fund Man

Unlimited Funding Killed LIV Golf

It is the HR Golf League.

Jun 3 • Christopher Mayer

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May 2026

The Masses Love Noise Too Much

Are they even sentient?

May 21 • Christopher Mayer

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Golf Is the Hardest Activity a Man Can Do

There isn't a close second.

May 18 • Christopher Mayer

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April 2026

No-Nap Streak: 0

A well-rested man is a successful man.

Apr 30 • Christopher Mayer

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February 2026

The Birthrate Needs To Go DOWN!

Quality, not quantity, people!

Feb 20 • Christopher Mayer

I'm Not An Island Boy, I'm An Island Man.

Self-imposed exile.

Feb 2 • Christopher Mayer

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January 2026

Sorry, X. Women Are, In Fact, Beautiful Angels.

Originally posted on X, Jan 22.

Jan 26 • Christopher Mayer

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Not Working Out Is The New Working Out

I am 2 years sober from the gym.

Jan 13 • Christopher Mayer

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December 2025

The Weekend is the Worst Time of Week

Go back to work, please.

Dec 30, 2025 • Christopher Mayer

I Got Hit On By A Wasted Grandma At 8 Am In Marin County

What did you get done this week?

Dec 26, 2025 • Christopher Mayer

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I Tried To Become A Liberal Tech Bro In San Francisco

And succeeded.

Dec 15, 2025 • Christopher Mayer

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The Anti-Pickleball Manifesto

An inferior sport for inferior people.

Dec 8, 2025 • Christopher Mayer

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