The Birthrate Needs To Go DOWN!
Quality, not quantity, people!
I’m so tired of hearing about the birthrate. Nonstop attention from Elon. From every conservative influencer. “You need to get married and have a family,” they say.
Ok, that’s fine. But the reality is: the plummeting birthrate is the right-wing version of climate change. It’s a fearmongering hoax.
You can shove any chart you want in my face. It still doesn’t change the fact that the data is cherry-picked and overblown. Also, in my humble opinion, the birthrate needs to go way down.
Fewer people is excellent. America is crammed. We have far too many people clogging up the drive-through lines. All of the country clubs have multiple-year waitlists. The top vacation spots have gotten way too busy. They aren’t remotely fun anymore, even if you’re rich.
“We need a complete total shutdown of all babies until we know what the hell is going on.” -Trust Fund Man
Ok, I’m not a total Scrooge. I support more kids for another reason. Having a beautiful wife with multiple beautiful children is the ultimate status symbol. You are making the world sacred. This is what the world needs. Not screaming, crying, iPad-watching, bottle-fed, daycare-attending babies.
Manners. Intelligence. Noble. Trustworthy. MINT.
That is the scarce resource. There are plenty of people being born daily. But are they considerate? Do they add value? Do they follow the MINT doctrine?
The birthrate sounds too clinical. I don’t support it at all. Just pumping babies into the void for no reason whatsoever except to boost the numbers.
That isn’t “Life.” That’s mass production.
Each child is a blessing, but it is our job to make sure they are raised having manners, intelligence, and an impeccable wardrobe. Don't just crank 'em out.
TFM