I am not a trust fund baby, I am a Trust Fund Man.

Otherwise known as Mint Chip or “Christopher Mayer,” if you are in business with me.

I am nearing 30, and my quarter-life crisis is quickly turning into a mid-life crisis.

Before going further, I have a slight confession... I don’t actually have a trust fund. I was disinherited. But I built a career on my one true talent: being a menace to society.

I am uneducated, unemployed, underslept, unsupervised, usually under par, and currently under investigation.

At the end of my saga, I’m either going to have the net worth of a small country or be living in a van down by the river. Perhaps both.

Feel free to support my extravagant lifestyle and fund my ventures at $8/month.

(That is less than the sleeve of golf balls you just paid to hit into the lake).